It’s midnight for me,

And I’m a little tipsy,

Hush bitchy lady.

You’ve been gone too long,

When a yank reminds you it’s,

Australia day,

Fab LA roof times,

What is about palm trees,

That makes life dandy.

Now here’s a white wine,

Reading about yourself’s hard,

That’s not what I said.

Whose idea was it,

For a Monday night bender?

That’s right, it was mine.

Slush, snow and wet rain,

Forgot what Winter was like,

Time for LA sun!

I would not have coped,

Had I lived in those dark times,

Unless I were rich.

Starts with home cooked brunch,

Then we just potter about,

I love my new life.

A big pot of tea,

Some scones, a cry and a chat,

Now we’re like sisters.

Would have the idea,

To soak carrots in syrup,

Let them be a veg!